Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
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