i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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