i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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