Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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