carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
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