Whats the glycemic index on semen?
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
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