So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
Randomize