Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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