dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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