Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
