What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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