the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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