We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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