I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
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