i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
You can't just leave with hair like that
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
i out mim tonsoeep
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