ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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