is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
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