i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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