so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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