Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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