i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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