Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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