you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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