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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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