love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Randomize
