Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
that's an acceptable place to lick
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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