I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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