Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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