what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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