Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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