summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
The dick lei will go down in squad history
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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