his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
operation harelip BJ is a go
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
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