goodnight i made you a song goodbye
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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