Define "chronic" masturbator.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I am naked and annoyed.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
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