have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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