Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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