Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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