ya dads aren't the best wingmen
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
It's rum buckets o'clock
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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