It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
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