I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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