Got a toothbrush?
Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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