she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Randomize
