How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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