i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
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