That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
So vagazzling was a success
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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