Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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