"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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