Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
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