You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
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