Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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