Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
Randomize
