So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
Randomize
