Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Randomize
