we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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