Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
We're like a lot better than the average bears
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
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