He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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