Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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